i feel like someone took and hammer and put it down
and then punched me in the temples instead
and then pushed me to the ground and shoved my face in the snow
and yelled "eat yellow snow bitch!"

whenever i get migraines, i like to sing ashlee simpson's song:
(please sing the following with a lisp)
pieces...
pieces...
pieces of me!
pieces...
pieces...
pieces of me!