who needs a vacation?

does anyone (family/friends/acquaintances) want to go on vacation somewhere? i need to take a trip before the end of the year. like for 3 days and 2 nights. my budget would be way under $1000. when ian and i went to disney for memorial weekend in may, i budgeted/spent less than $700 (flight, hotel, food, alcohol, etc).
if anyone wants to, please let me know. im so dead serious right now. there's a lot of good deals out there. i just want to fly to a hot spot somewhere and tan by the beach/pool while sippin on strawberry daiqs. that's my only stipulation. it could be a spa weekend, or bed/breakfast, or a winery tour. just something relaxing.

if anyone wants to take me up on this, let me know.