electronic funnies

hilarious email excerts from today's electronic mailings:

"we're returning it because the helmet isn't made to be worn and we wanted to wear it."

"man I can see it now, we're gonna be eating mac and cheese for the next year."

"sometimes i feel like i need to have a spanish/english dictionary with me when i'm with her. and whenever she starts speaking in spanish, i've learned to pretend i know what she says by nodding, or not respond at all."

"shaddup, stupid."