i can't see out of my peephole...

...seriously.

i told my co-workers last night and chris this AM. they all replied "clean it" in a duh! sort of tone. but i told them "no no no. its too high. my peephole is too high". and as with all stories that i've shared with people about my quirky life experiences, they laughed.

my co-workers couldnt believe it. we were at my manager's condo last night celebrating his birthday. to prove i wasnt exaggerating: i walked up to the front door; stood on the tips of my toes; stretched my neck as much as i can; yearning to see through the peephole. they saw that i fell 2 inches short of looking out the peephole. there was more laughter that followed. then my manager and two of my teammates -- 5'11", 6'0", 5'7" -- took turns looking out the peephole. it was pretty funny. man, im really short.

my options are
a) buy a step stool to be placed at the front door;
b) drill another peephole;
c) place a pair of heels to be placed at the front door.
d) ask santa for two inches