after almost 27 years...

...i've learned that no matter how much i care, some people are just assholes.
...i've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion to destroy it.
...i've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -- they are more screwed up than you think.
...i've learned that you can keep vomitting long after you think you're finished.
...i've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
...i've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
...i've learned that even though you take the farthest stall in the restroom, someone will take the one right next to you.
...i've learned that family will always be there for you...always.
...i've learned that nasty people from my past will rear up their ugly heads when you least expect it
...i've learned that guys only want one thing and that girls want everything.
...i've learned that using an eye lash curler can hurt like heck.
...i've learned that talking a lot of smack is cute but backing it up with skills is hot.
...i've learned that laughing to the point that you pee a little in your panties is not healthy.
...i've learned that beneficial relationships make you feel numb inside, but shit, they're hella fun.
...i've learned that there is no such word as 'herstory', its 'history'. stupid blog title.
...i've learned that when it rains, it pours,
...i've learned that when people say that "the grass is always greener on the other side", its alright to reply back "thats the biggest bucket of shit that i've ever heard! go screw yourself!".
...i've learned that avoidance is the only way to deal with difficult people because confrontation labels you as a bitch.
...i've learned that people will always stab you in the back but you eventually get used to it and it becomes less painful.
...i've learned that karma does exist and you'll get whats coming to you -- two-fold. God bless your soul.