i need my coffee.
im walking towards the break room.
a woman turns the corner down the hall.
now shes walking towards me.
shes wearing skin tight hipster pants.
oh...my...lord!!!
shes got massive camel toe.
i feel bad for her.
'bad' in the sense that she probably forgot to a) look in the mirror or b) wear a long enough top to cover her frontal region.
im putting coffeemate and equal in my coffee.
shes next to be using the microwave to nuke her oatmeal.
i start to shiver knowing its right next to me.
i feel victimized by her style.
i rush to stir my perfect cup of coffee.
i break free...
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HAHAHAHAHA...hmmmm that was good. Ill devote tomorrow to the detection of camel toes, muffin tops, or FUPAs.
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